Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu flanked by white lightning bolts

flanked by white lightning bolts and the numbers "19" and "89

the surf report comes with napalm

Arched white serif text reads "GARY SAND FLEAS" above a golden-tan cartoon sand flea mascot wearing a baseball cap

Distressed white serif text reading "BIG CHIEF" arcs across a black outer ring

The Dunes Hotel and Casino

Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu flanked by white lightning boltsMullets require the exact same thought process as face tattoos, just applied six inches further back. The front says "I'm a professional," and the back says the deliberation ended somewhere around beer four. The Details: Arched distressed blue text reads "HMMMM NOT SURE" above a blue silhouette profile of a man's head facing left, depicting a prominent mullet hairstyle with weathered texture. Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET